Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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