you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
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We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
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Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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