My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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