Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
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It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I have tasted many bathrooms
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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