I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
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