is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
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you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Randomize