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wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
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well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
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Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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