Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
How's work?
Spinning.
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Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
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I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
Randomize