RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
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Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
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Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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