i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
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Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
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she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
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