Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
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I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
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I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Good news!! I can adult!! π turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ππ
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