He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
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