Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
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he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
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That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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