these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
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