Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
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I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
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Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
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