So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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