I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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