We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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