accomplished twins. life is a go
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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