hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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