She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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