How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Operation Purity has been aborted
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
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Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
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I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
You were trust falling into bushes
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You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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