i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
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