just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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