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Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
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I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
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To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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