didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
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I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
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Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
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