Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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