Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
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RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
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But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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