Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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