my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
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