I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
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