I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
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