Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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