Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
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It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
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guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize