we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
smell my finger.
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May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
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it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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