Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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