Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
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Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
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You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
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