Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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