When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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