absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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