I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
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We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
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It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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