She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
My dick has a subreddit
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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