i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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