This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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