As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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