Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
How many fucks given?
0.12846
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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