It's Friday. Sex?
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
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He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
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Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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