you guys were way drunker than both of me
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
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i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
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You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
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