I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
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Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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