You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I looked at my own cervix.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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