Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
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he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
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That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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