Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
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