I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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