Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
Randomize
