i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
