Well apparently he's into motor boating.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
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Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
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Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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