'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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