we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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